Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Alright, so, if you know anything about me, you know that I love that "boom" in my drums. Most of my kicks can be described as 808-esque or derived, but, truthfully, I actually synthesize most of my drums, not culling them from the millions of online 808 sample collections that can be found out there (though some of them are actually some good shit).

And, no, sadly I don't own an actual Roland TR-808.

Well, what I've decided to do today is share with you two drums (no, not a whole mo'fuckin collection) that I myself have "engineered". Some may find them useful, some may not, but, hey, they're here for ya, so, stop pouting. Let me know what you think and if you do get to put them to use in a song, I'd love to hear it. Also, another great idea would be to layer the two and get that real "can't hear a single word your girl is saying" effect after. Hmmmm, kay??

Next up, more breaks...

P.S. - The significance of my using that picture is to drive home a point to all the mofos that love to post on production forums asking questions to which the answer could easily be found in that lovely manuscript known as the manual. As we would say in my Guitar Center days, 'RTFM', in other words "Read The Fuckin Manual". Shit, I remember one day a cat called GC and was trying to get me to teach him how to use some Akai machine (not the MPC series, or else I would have recalled what it was) OVER THE PHONE. Folks are hilarious...

Monday, April 06, 2009

Ten Tips For The Fledgling Producer


So, being that I'm somewhat frustrated with the lack of flight in regards to my musical career, I figured I'd give a list of ten things that you need to know upon disembarking on an "attempt" to make music your career, catered specifically to electronic music producers (and yes, folk, hip hop music is electronic music).

Here's part 1:

1. Don't NOBODY believe you're gonna make it with this "little" hobby of yours more than you. For example, as much as your girl loves you, somewhere inside of her, she really just wishes you'd give up this shit and go back to school like you've been saying for the past five years (odd thing is, as I listen to this, Saint Etienne's Lose That Girl is playing on Pandora on my Iphone, and they make a reference to dropping out of school; weird). Of course, that is, until you start making some shit that she feels is competitive with the stuff she listens to on the radio (that is, unless you're one of the lucky blokes to find a chick that's into the weird or hardcore shit that you be producing; and, if you are, hold that motherfucker in a headlock and don't let her out of your sight for a second).

2. Being a music producer is never an intriguing thing for folks you encounter until you can turn to them and say, "You know that song by so and so? Yeah, I did that." Until then, expect them not to give a fuck. Or say, "Oh, that's cool." So, by that end, don't waste your time getting their opinion on your output, for, to the casual music listener, shit don't sound good until it's either on MTV, the radio or played in the club.

3. Getting your music to the artist that you envision gracing it is doubly as hard today than it was before the advent of myspace, facebook, blogger, etc... Reason being, you're just 1 0f the 1,000 cats that try to get at said artist through that venue every month. And yes, your shit may be leagues better than their shit, but, after a month or two of sifting through shit, most artists are sending beat submissions either to their lackeys or straight to the trash.

4. Fuck a music production forum. And, that's not to say that there's not some valuable information to glean from these social communities, but, there' s also a lot of bitter people on there who, due to their own lack of success, have now chosen to deflate the balloon of anyone else hoping to float up into the ether of musical greatness. So, yeah, that cat telling you that your snare is too loud or that your music isn't Ed Banger-ish enough, or doesn't have enough Timbaland derivatives, trust, he's gonna be there doing the same shit 5 years from now, with nothing to show.

5. Use what you've got. One thing I've learned is, no one tool is better than the other. Some will have you believe that Fruity Loops is the devil, Reason is his cousin and anything other than a good ole MPC (and not just ANY MPC, has to be 2000XL or earlier; anything else is just sacrilege) is just nonsense. Hodge podge. People are making all kinds of wonderful music these days and there is NO way of telling what someone is actually using without sitting down and spending some time with them during the production process. And, when you factor in that a lot of cats just straight up LIE about what they actually use (so, ignore those cats on your favorite music forum telling you that Madlib only uses the SP303), you'd be terribly mistaken to trump one tool over another. So, the next time that cat on that production forum (see rule #4) says that a particular beat sounds like it was made on Fruity Loops, don't pay his ass no mind. There's no real way to listen to a track, and, by listening to the sequencing of the track, tell what piece of software or equipment it was created on. The one thing someone CAN recognize is stock sounds, but, with the internet being what it is, Fruity Loops stock sounds are being used in Reason and samples from almost any sound module you can think about are floating out there somewhere, so, let's get off that bullshit, please?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Drum Beater


So, we're back to the breaks. This time around, I've got a break that's in 5/4 time that's pretty hot. There is a little piece of the track at the end, just so that the break could loop right, but, it should be nothing for you aficionados to discard of that and put the rest of the break to use.

I DO have another break that I'm just about to post over at my twitter page, and, trust, if you think this break is ill, then that one will knock your socks off. For that one, I actually posted two versions of the break, one with all the reverb of the original track and another showing how Recycle can be used to decrease the amount of reverb that is present in most drum breaks.

Get over there and see what I mean.

P.S.

Both of the files include a wav file for those not fond of Recycle or who are just holding out on this great piece of software.

Also, I wanted to post links for two "free" VST's that support rex files so that, even if you don't own recycle, you can still get your groove on. There are plenty of "commercial" plugs that support rex files, but, in this time of recession, I'll focus on the freebies.

Ilio Satellite


Shortcircuit

Satellite is both Windoze and Mac while Shortcircuit is only Windoze. These were two that I found with a quick search of the KVR Database, so, you may be able to find some more if you're willing to look.

Pass in comments, as usual.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

So, I'm back....

Well, I'm back. Thanks to all that have raped the drum breaks but never bothered to leave a comment. I guess that's to be expected with the anonymity that the internet allows. Anyway, just stopping by to let you guys know that I started an online mixtape over at 8Tracks. I guess they're doing things a little different than Muxtape, so, they should be straight for a while.

But, anyway, here's my mix. The pic that you see is of the ferry dock on the east side of St. Thomas, which is my home. I love it and will be there soon enough. Either way, other than that, new breaks up this week, so, stay tuned. Maybe even as early as tomorrow. And I'll be posting at least two, so, get ready. As always, they will be rex'd and ready to go for Reason, MPC, Battery, etc... digestion.

Well, it's 3:47 on the dial right now and I have to be at work in like the next 4 hours, so take that for now and let it marinate.

I'll leave ya'll with a question: Why is it almost impossible to find a woman that's into music as much as you are? It's like, I meet women all the time and, being the musicophiliac that I am, that's the first thing that I tend to talk about. But, they tend to just "brush" it off. I don't know about other folks, but, when someone tells me that they have a strong passion for ANYTHING, I want to learn more about what that is, even if it's something that I've never had an interest in before or even after that conversation.

Maybe that's what makes me different.

But, let me know, ya'll.